*You know, I think I like the idea of drinking wine more than I actually like drinking the wine. I feel like it's an act that exudes hoity-toitiness, and that's an image I like. I wish I had a more sensitive palate, but to be honest, I can't really tell good wine from bad. Yea, I dunno, just another case of me trying to be something different, I guess. =/

"Image is nothing. Taste is everything. Obey your thirst."
~Sprite commercials