"High on Pot." I really dislike those handicap toilets- you know, the ones where you sit a bit higher up than normal and your feet aren't flat on the ground so that you're on your tippy-toes the whole time? I dunno, I guess it just feels like I can't get any leverage, ya know? Which technically doesn't even make any sense- (I just studied this again for the FE exam, but) if you idealize [it] as a jet of fluid, doing a force balance says that if anything, you should have to brace yourself from flying upwards off the toilet. Or I dunno, maybe the feet on the floor just gives me that nice grounded feeling. On the plus side though, those hand railings in the handicap stalls are kinda handy sometimes, in those cases where it's especially vicious- like in those cases of showerrhea, hahaha.