You know, I think that colored wifebeaters, like colored bras for the ladies, are best suited for occasions where you expect people to see you in them. Like seriously, otherwise, it's kinda weird to have the colors showing through your dress shirts and whatnot. Same can be said about the length of the beater. The good ones for wearing without a shirt are cut short so as not to make your torso look disproportionately long. But if they're cut short, it makes them not stay tucked in well for normal dress-up situations. Quite the paradox, if you ask me. Anyways, that thought's been on my mind the last couple weeks, so I thought I'd spit it out and get it off my chest.