"Everybody Poops." Do you ever walk into a public restroom with the intention of taking a dump, see someone else already at it, and walk back out? I know it's one of those irrational fears/anxieties, but I just really DON'T like pooping at the same time as someone else- it throws me off my game, so to speak. (I mean, I'll make an exception if it's an emergency, but by and large, I try to avoid that situation.) I described this fear to Saujan once, and he was like "yea, I understand, man- you gotta make your own music."

And thinking about it, I guess it really all boils down to an issue of anonymity & privacy. In the world of bathroom ballads, I definitely prefer playing solos. Trios & quartets are ok too just cuz you can sneak in relatively unnoticed among all the "voices." But omg, duets... I just feel like I never know when to hop in. I get this [performance anxiety] and I find myself unable to make a sound. I'm not bold enough to play like the Family Guy.

*On a related note, do you ever like intentionally prolong your stay on the pot so you don't have to walk out at the same time as the guy next to you- so they won't see your face when you'd both (presumably) be washing your hands?