I have a habit of keeping all my liquour (and/or liqueur) in a small duffle bag cuz I'm technically not allowed to keep booze in my dorm (since my roommate is underage), but they're not allowed to look through anything not in plain sight- hence the bag. So today I was carrying a particularly large haul ($165 worth) from my car to my dorm when the shoulder strap SNAPS and I was like nooooot myyyyy coooooorrrn poppppps! as the bag plopped onto hard concrete. I heard a shattering sound and I was like =O and was about to cry, but I couldn't just pop the bag open and do a damage check in public, so I hurried back to my room. Much to my relief, I only lost one bottle, DiSaronno (amaretto), to which I had purchased a backup. But yea, man, now I understand that proverb: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."