Thursday, May 19, 2005

The Boxer Rebellion. Today marked the first time that I've worn boxers for a full day. I've really always been a briefs kinda guy, but I just got back from atx, and all my underwear was dirty, and I had a pair of boxers laying around at home that I bought on a whim a couple years back but never wore. Anyways, I dunno, I'm just not used to the whole [unsupported] feeling, with everything just kinda dangling, hanging free... kinda like going commando (which I've done, though not for any extended period of time). I imagine it's roughly akin to how a girl feels going bra-less.

But yea, I guess it seems to be the natural course of events for everyone to switch to boxers at some point nowadays. It's like the typical undergarment progression throughout the male lifetime goes something like: diapers -> briefs -> boxers -> diapers. Has the age-old question of "boxers or briefs?" become decidedly swayed in one direction? Boxers seem to be quite en vogue these days. Perhaps it's because of boxers' rumored *ahem* [phallic amplification] qualities, or the rumor that they allow a greater running speed, who knows? For all we know, it may not be long before boxers go the way of the loincloth, the union suit, and hosen for men. I dunno, I tell you one thing though, personally I still can't get used to the lack of compressive pressure on my lower bum.

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