Ants in my Pants. I was sitting in class today when all of a sudden I feel a tingly feeling moving up my leg inside my pants. Now usually, if the tingle is stationary or moving downward, you can dismiss it as nothing. But if it moves upward, you can be reasonably sure that it's alive. Well anyways, I did the brushing of the leg, and the fake semi-stand up while pretending to adjust your pants thing. But like a minute later, the itchy feeling comes back, and I start driving myself crazy thinking about what kind of bug might be on my leg. (I think I'm more afraid of wiggly critters than the six-legged variety.) So I start patting my leg and pinching at my pants. This must have gone on for like 20 minutes before I think I finally got it. After class, I immediately came back to my dorm and stripped off the pants to do an inspection. The culprit turned out to be a fly. Rascally critter. No idea how or why it flew up my pant leg.