Yet another toilet adventure. omg, the worst thing happened. I feel sub-human. Ok, so my roommates have been sick the last couple days, so they use up all the tissues and go to the toilet paper next. So we'd packed everything up in our room and were getting ready to leave when I suddenly need to take an emergency dump (or "smash" as it's called in the Northeast, I learned). Well, lo and behold, after I'd gone about my business, I realize that there's no toilet paper left. I call out to my roommate still in the room, and he says there's no tissues outside either. And my emergency stash of toilet paper that I keep in my bag had been depleted too. It was awful. At first I thought about using the towels, but decided that that was just wrong. After much hesitation, I finally decided to hop into the bathtub and do some bidet action. Uggghhh, I felt like an animal, splashing water on my bum, yeccchhhh. It's just plain un-American!