That last post got me thinking about toothpaste. Man, I remember as a kid, I ate a LOT of of toothpaste. It doesn't help that they used to make that Crest for Kids or whatever- the sweet glittery blue one that practically begged you to eat it. I still remember the commercial had a blue blob with sunglasses and a toothbrush for a guitar to make it look fun. But yea, my favorite was the pale green Crest; I think it was wintergreen. (They make TicTacs of that flavor too; they tie with orange for my favorite TicTac flavor.) They make toothpaste so yummy, and then they wonder why kids like it so much. Dude, sweet tasting stuff'll get you in trouble! Like antifreeze, that stuff'll jack you up! (i.e. kill you)

But yea, apparently swallowing toothpaste is really bad for you: it can cause nausea, convulsions, nervous system shock, and possibly even death (if you had a real feast, heheh). Seriously though, they always tell you that you're only supposed to use a pea-sized amount, but in the picture, they have that huuuuge squiggle over the bristles. And like they say, a picture's worth 1000 words, right? Naturally, I do the squiggle of course.