My dorm got a new fire sprinkler system installed (over the summer), so there's pipes running through everyone's rooms now. Ok, but I'll come back to this...

So anyways, when I first moved here, every once in awhile, I'd find these drops of brown gooey looking stuff on things in the room. It looked a LOT like caramel, and on many an occasion, I was very tempted to have a little taste just to make sure it wasn't. =P Well, I really had no idea what it coulda been; I theorized that it was probably spilled food or some odd form of bug guts or something. After awhile, I noticed that the "caramel drops" were occurring in the same places over and over again. It was kinda like in those movies where someone or something is hiding on the ceiling and other people walk in & out of the room and don't notice. Yea, it never occurred to me to look up. When I did, I noticed that the piping of the sprinkler system had gooey brown sealant on it, hahaha.

Man, good thing I never ended up tasting the caramel sealant, hahaha, I bet that stuff's pretty killer on the digestive system. Hahaha, I bet it's one of those products where on the can, it's got a warning, like, "Warning: do not ingest." And when you're looking at the can, you're thinking Man, what kinda idiot would eat this stuff? Well, now we know... hahaha! Man, dang it, what's with dangerous products looking like tasty foods? Heh, like I bet more than one unsuspecting kid has eaten that pink insulation stuff, thinking it was cotton candy... *raises hand* AHAHAHAH, naw, just kidding, I've never eaten insulation before... but I've certainly been tempted. Heh, seriously, my stomach's gonna get me into trouble some day.